does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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