I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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