we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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