Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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