Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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