Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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