why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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