I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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