I need help removing her.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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