You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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