Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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