dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
third nipple confirmed
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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