I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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