You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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