finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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