I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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