Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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