apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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