I cockslap morals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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