Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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