areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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