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I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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