what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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