she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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