There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Blood and glitter go together right?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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