You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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