They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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