Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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