i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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