great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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