she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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