Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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