Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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