his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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