ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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