You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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