these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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