I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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