Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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