Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize