My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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