me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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