if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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