I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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