yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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