Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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