I'm really into asian looking animals
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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