Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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