I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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