I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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